Saturday, January 19, 2013

The 'Chocolate Cure' Cake








The 'Chocolate Cure' Cake

*Adapted from 'Too Much Chocolate Cake' on Allrecipes.com

Ingredients:

1 (18.25 oz) box devil's food (chocolate) cake mix
1 (5.9 oz) package instant chocolate pudding mix
1 cup sour cream
1 cup vegetable oil
4 eggs
1/2 cup warm water
pinch salt
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 (or more) cups semisweet chocolate chips

Directions:

Preheat oven to 350. Spray a bundt pan with nonstick spray and set aside.

In a large bowl, mix together the cake and pudding mixes and make a well in the center. In another small bowl break the eggs up with a fork then add them into the well with the sour cream, oil, salt, and vanilla. Stir to combine. Pour in the water and stir until just well mixed.

Finally, stir in the chocolate chips then pour the batter into the cake mold. Place on a cookie sheet for stability and bake for 50-55 minutes or until a wooden pick inserted comes out clean. Cool cake for 20 minutes before inverting and cooling the rest of the way. Sprinkle with powdered sugar if desired.


Saturday, January 12, 2013

Life Altering Chicken Pot Pies

         
  
When you live in one city (Austin) and work in another city across the country (NYC) with clients in even different cities (and countries!) you travel a lot. And when you travel a lot, weekends are spent catching up on your daily life (laundry, grocery shopping, battling the rose bush that has not only taken over your backyard but begun to climb its way to the moon) versus more relaxing things like say...having friends over.

So the holidays for us is when we set aside a few nights to pay back friends who we owe a dinner (or two) with a home cooked meal. Only then do I have the time to go 'all out' like my inner Martha Stewart dreams of doing the rest of the year. 

Of all the dinners I made this past holiday season, these pot pies stood out above the crowd demanding their rightful place in the blogosphere. They are at once comforting and familiar, like a favorite childhood story, and yet somehow a total surprise. The filling is luxurious and creamy but not a burden on the palate - light enough to allow the flavor of the mushrooms, peas, celery, carrot and onion to shine through. But if I could praise the filling all day, I could praise the cream cheese crust for eternity.

It truly is life altering. I'm dead serious I haven't been the same since. I even found myself eating the leftover pot pie cold straight from the fridge the next day like some hungover zombie, quietly giggling to myself that it tasted even better cold.

Of course as with all celestial things in life, there's a catch. While easy to make they are a little time consuming which is why for me they're a holiday time treat. The upside is you can make them ahead of time and have them chilling wrapped in the fridge ready to pop in the oven. Of course you could save  time by using a store bought pie crust but just know you'd be cheating yourself. I mean honestly straight up denying yourself an out of body experience only without the whole alien probe thing which is nice.


Life Altering Chicken Pot Pies

                                *Adapted from The Pastry Queen by Rebecca Rather and seen on Hottie-biscotti.com/blog/
                                  * Filling and crust can be made a day ahead, refrigerated and assembled just before OR even completely assembled and wrapped well in plastic wrap in the fridge for up to 8 hours before baking off. 
                                      * If you're unsure of the flavor of celery seeds or are serving this to little ones, I'd leave them out. The pies will still blow your mind, I promise.

Ingredients:

(Filling)
3 tablespoons unsalted butter
1 medium sweet onion, chopped
1 large potato, peeled and diced
3 garlic cloves, minced
3 carrots, sliced
3 celery stalks, sliced
1 (8 oz) package sliced mushrooms
1/4 cup white wine
1 cup frozen peas
white meat from 1 rotisserie chicken (skin removed), meat torn into bite sized pieces
2 tablespoons chopped flat leaf parsley
1/4 teaspoon coriander
1/8 teaspoon celery seeds (optional)

(Cream Sauce)
1/2 cup butter
1 cup flour
2 1/2 cups chicken broth
1/2 cup half & half
salt and pepper
1 tablespoon fresh thyme leaves
pinch fresh ground nutmeg
pinch (or 2) cayenne

(Crust)
1 cup butter, chilled
3 cups flour
8 oz cream cheese, chilled
1 teaspoon kosher salt
1 large egg, beaten (for brushing the tops of the pies)

How To:

(Filling)
1. Melt the butter in a large sauté pan over medium heat. Add onion and potato and sauté for 5 minutes, then add garlic. Continue to cook for 5 minutes.
2. Add carrots, celery and mushrooms and sauté for 10 minutes. Raise the heat to high and add in the wine, scraping up any brown bits from the bottom of the pan. Let bubble away stirring often until most of the wine has evaporated. Lower the heat and stir in the salt, pepper and parsley, coriander and celery seeds if using.
3. Stir in the chicken and peas, remove from the heat and set aside.

(Cream Sauce)
1. Melt the butter in a saucepan over medium heat. Add the flour gradually and whisk until smooth.
2. Whisk in the chicken stock and cook over medium heat for 2-3 minutes, whisking constantly. Raise the heat slightly - just to below boiling and stir until the mixture thickens.
3. Remove from the heat and stir in the half and half, a half teaspoon of kosher salt and a pinch of black pepper as well as the thyme, nutmeg and cayenne.
4. Pour the cream mixture into the chicken and vegetable mixture and mix to combine.

(Crust)
1. Cut the butter into 16 pieces and pulse in a food processor with the flour until crumbly.
2. Cut the cream cheese into a few pieces and add to the processor along with salt and pepper. Continue pulsing until the dough comes together and forms a ball.
3. Use immediately or chill for 30 minutes to an hour wrapped in plastic wrap. If you chill it longer, let it warm up a bit before rolling.


Assembly:

1. Fill six 1 and 1/2 cup oven safe bowls or ramekins equally, about 3/4 full, with the creamy chicken mixture. You could also use a deep dish pie plate or casserole.
2. Split the dough in 6 equal pieces (or as many pies as you plan to bake) and roll out to 1/4 inch thickness.
3. Cut dough into rounds that are about 1 1/2 inches larger in diameter than your bowls to ensure a lovely overhand.
4. Brush a little of the beaten egg onto the edges of the bowls and place dough rounds over the filling, pressing slightly to adhere to the bowl. Repeat with remaining bowls.
5. Brush the tops of the pies with the egg wash (if desired, use any scraps to make decorative leaves or whatever you prefer to adorn.)
6. Place the pies on large cookie sheets lines with aluminum foil (to prevent leakage or fallen crusts) and bake the pies at 375 for 20-25 minutes until golden brown.
7. Let rest for 5-10 minutes before serving.

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Pumpkin Rum Cake with Brown Sugar Icing



This rum cake is a labor of love compared to my 'go to' rum cake which starts with a mix and is the most beloved cake I've ever made. That said it's TOTALLY worth it. Like stop-looking-at-how-long-the-ingredient-list-is-and-just-make-the-damn-thing worth it.

Only then will you understand. Plus the upside is a sense of accomplishment that you likely haven't experienced since acing your high school chemistry test. Or birthing your first child. Or in my case...taking your Christmas tree down before February.

Pumpkin Rum Cake with Brown Sugar Icing
from Southern Living
*I always check my cakes for doneness before the suggested cooking time just because ovens vary so much.
* This cake is too gorgeous to risk burning and sticking so I grease my pan liberally with softened butter, then a little cooking spray, then sprinkle flour all over and tap out excess.
* This icing is maybe the best icing I've ever had and is easy to make but burns EASILY. Watch it like a newborn and be ready to remove it from the heat asap. The recipe called for boiling 3 minutes but I reduced this because mine scorched after that long.

Ingredients:

  • 3/4 cup chopped pecans, toasted 
  • 3/4 cup firmly packed dark brown sugar
  • 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour 
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
  • 1/4 cup butter, melted 
  • 1 cup unsalted butter, softened (I use salted)
  • 2 cups granulated sugar 
  • 2 cups firmly packed dark brown sugar
  • large eggs 
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 2 cups canned unsweetened pumpkin
  • 1/4 cup dark rum 
  • 3 cups all-purpose flour 
  • 2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
  • 3/4 teaspoon salt
  • 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground allspice
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
  • 3/4 cup firmly packed dark brown sugar
  • 1/2 cup whipping cream
  • 1/4 cup unsalted butter (I use salted and even add a tiny pinch salt)
  • 1 generous teaspoon dark rum 
  • 1 cup plus 2 Tbsp. sifted powdered sugar
Preparation:

  1. Combine first 4 ingredients in a small bowl; stir in 1/4 cup melted butter. Use fingers to pinch streusel into big clumps. Set aside.
  2. Beat 1 cup butter at medium speed with an electric mixer about 2 minutes or until creamy. Gradually add 2 cups each granulated and dark brown sugar, beating at medium speed 5 to 7 minutes. Add eggs, 1 at a time, beating just until yellow disappears. Pour in vanilla extract and beat just to incorporate.
  3. Stir together pumpkin and 1/4 cup rum in a bowl. Combine flour and next 7 ingredients in a medium bowl. Add flour mixture to butter mixture alternately with pumpkin, beginning and ending with flour.
  4. Pour half of batter into a well-greased and floured 12-cup Bundt pan. (We recommend greasing pan with shortening.) Sprinkle batter with streusel; top with remaining batter.
  5. Bake at 325° for 1 hour and 28 minutes or until a long wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool in pan on a wire rack 10 minutes; remove from pan, and let cool completely.
  6. Combine 3/4 cup brown sugar, whipping cream, and 1/4 cup unsalted butter in a medium saucepan along with a pinch of salt (optional). Cook, stirring constantly, over medium-low heat, until butter melts and sugar dissolves. Increase heat to medium-high, and bring to a boil. Boil for 60 seconds and IMMEDIATELY Remove from heat. Off the heat stir in a splash of rum (recipe calls for a teaspoon but hey - it's the holidays.)
  7. Place powdered sugar in a bowl; pour brown sugar mixture over powdered sugar, stirring with a wire whisk 1 minute or until smooth. Let cool 20 to 25 minutes or until lukewarm. Spoon icing over cooled cake, and let stand until icing is firm.

Saturday, January 5, 2013

It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like...


2013. Fine I'll admit it. Christmas really is over. It's a new year. Blah blah blah.

Maybe if I liked football I'd still have something to be excited about. But as it is I'm detoxing (bye wine - I miss you!), trying not to eat anything 'in a blanket' or 'on horseback' and forcing myself to exercise which hasn't been all that easy lately given the weather.

So indulge me for a second. Walk with me back to that special time of the year when one holiday flows to another like sand through the glass. When champagne is drunk anytime of day for any reason because 'tis the season!' And cookies are baked and eaten as though our lives depend upon it.

Here was our Christmas in a few snapshots.

Christmas Tree...

Christmas Baking...

Christmas Cake (recipe to come)

Christmas Pot Pies...

Christmas Gifts...


Christmas Bone...


Christmas Cactus (and Snowmen)


Christmas at Dad's...


Christmas at Sis's...


Christmas Peekaboo...


Christmas Naps...


Christmas Kolaches...


The End (sad, isn't it?)


Monday, December 3, 2012

Cheddar Bacon Biscuit Bites

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Cheddar Bacon Biscuit Bites
Adapted from Southern Living

For the record, I'm no baker. But I found making, kneading, and baking these easy peesy. They wanted me to tell you they're delicious with cocktails before dinner. Or if you're good-God-fearing folk, they'll work as breakfast finger food. My husband wanted to state for the record they need jalapeños. Or more cayenne.

Ingredients:
1 1/2 cups all purpose flour (plus more for dusting your board)
2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
3/4 teaspoon mustard powder
good pinch dried thyme (optional)
good pinch (or 2!) cayenne
1/2 cup vegetable shortening (I used salted butter, out of the fridge for 1/2 hour)
12 slices bacon (not thin cut), cooked and crumbled
1 heaping (really heaping) cup shredded sharp Cheddar cheese
1/4 cup finely diced onion or shallot
1/2 cup whole milk
Optional: chopped canned jalapeño, sundried tomatos, or whatever kinky stuff you're into

Directions:
Preheat oven to 425. In a large bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, salt, mustard powder, thyme, and cayenne. With a pastry blender, cut in shortening or flour until crumbly (should be in little pea sized lumps amongst the flour - fairly well interspersed amongst it.) Stir in bacon, cheese and onion and any other additions you fancy (see above.) Add milk, stirring just until moistened. 

Turn dough out onto a floured surface. Knead a few times until you've got a cohesive little baby dough - adding flour over the tops and your hands as needed to keep from sticking. This will be somewhat hellacious if your kitchen is hot, just FYI. Otherwise it should be a fairly - I'd even say fun experience.

Pat your rolling pin down with flour and roll into an 8x9 inch rectangle. (I cheat this by trimming off the uneven edges and using them as treats for the guests in the kitchen.) Cut into 1x3 inch rectangles for biscuit fingers or 1 1/2x1 1/2 inch squares for appetizer bites. A pizza cutter, rolled in flour, can make this task easier if you're not that precise (like me) with a knife.

Place on a lightly greased baking sheet. Bake for 9-12 minutes until they look 'set'. Fair warning - the tops won't get really brown but they will rise a bit and look kind of done if you're paying attention. Check them sooner than later - they bottoms will get brown and if they're in much longer than they should be - they'll turn black.

* Can be made ahead, cooled and frozen in plastic bags. Reheat at 350 just until warmed through.


Friday, August 10, 2012

Crusty, Crunchy Mustard Pork Medallions


In reality these are just chicken fried pork chops, pounded flat with a mallet and well seasoned with mustard and thyme. But I find I make them (and get to eat them) more when I call them 'crusty, crunchy  mustard pork medallions' so voila.

If you're going to risk potential bodily harm and the lingering '24 hour diner' smell that comes with frying, then by all means go all the way. And all the way with this recipe means taking the time to soak the pork first in the buttermilk mustard bath. At least 6 hours or overnight.

Finally don't let the multiple steps scare you. They're all easy and if you do them in stages, it's actually a snap. You could even bread and refrigerate them a couple of hours before frying if you're  neat freak like me and don't like the idea of a ton of different breading bowls on your counter just before you sit down to eat.

Happy weekend y'all!

Crusty, Crunchy Mustard Pork Chops
Serves 2. Easily doubled.

Setup and ingredients:
2 boneless skinless pork chops, fat removed
Olive oil, or canola, for frying

Buttermilk Bath:
1/2 pint buttermilk
2 tablespoons whole grain mustard
1 teaspoon dried mustard
Pinch cayenne
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder or 2 smashed cloves garlic
3/4 teaspoon kosher salt
1/4 teaspoon dried thyme
Grated nutmeg

pinch red pepper flakes, optional

Flour Dust:
1/2 cup flour mixed with a pinch salt and pepper (you may need more if your chops are bigger)

Egg Bath:
2 eggs, lightly beaten (again you may need more if your chops are huge)

Panko Coating:
2 1/2 cups panko
1 teaspoon dried mustard
grating fresh nutmeg

Mustard, honey mustard, or honey for serving

How to:
Mix together the buttermilk bath (buttermilk through the nutmeg and pepper flakes if using) and set aside. You can use a smaller bowl, tupperware or even a ziploc bag to hold it in.

Meanwhile, use a mallet to pound the pork to about a scant 1/4 inch. You want them uniformly pounded out - pretty thin - but not so thin that you start to make holes. It's less messy if you put them in a ziploc one at a time to pound them out.

Add the chops to the buttermilk bath, turning over so both are well coated. Cover and refrigerate 6 hours or over night.

Remove from the fridge and use tongs to pull the pork out, shaking off the excess and patting lightly with paper towels. You don't need them bone dry, just not drippy. Dredge them in the flour/salt/pepper mixture getting both sides lightly coated.

Now quickly dunk each one into the egg bath, turning over to get both sides. Shake excess off lightly, then set in the panko mixture (panko tossed with dried mustard and fresh grated nutmeg), pressing into the crumbs lightly with your hands. Turn over and repeat until the chops are completely coated.

At this point, you can refrigerate them until you're ready to fry - up to 6 hours - or you can fry right away.

Fill a rimmed skillet or dutch oven about 1/4 to 1/2 inch with oil. You just want enough oil so that it comes up about halfway on the chops so don't go overboard. You can always add more.

Bring the skillet over medium high heat and let the oil heat through. You can test it by adding a pinch of panko to the pan. If it sinks, the oil isn't hot enough. If it sinks but then slowly rises to the top turning golden - you're ready.

CAREFULLY add the chops to the skillet (long tongs are best) and fry for about 4-5 minutes per side until deep golden. When cooked, transfer to some paper towels quickly patting them, then quickly to a cookie sheet so that the air can vent around them and they don't get soggy.

If you're making several or you aren't finished making your side dishes, you can keep the just fried ones in a low 200 degree oven. This will keep them nice and crispy.

Serve with yellow mustard, honey mustard, or even with honey or plain.




Friday, July 27, 2012

Aurora's 'Famous' Pepperoni Chicken



Please tell me I'm not the only person on the planet who remembers Seems Like Old Times with Chevy Chase and Goldie Hawn.

This movie is so 80's it makes me want to roll up my shirt sleeves and curl my bangs. Goldie Hawn drives a station wagon, Chevy Chase is still handsome, and haute couture cuisine is pepperoni chicken. Specifically - Aurora's Famous Pepperoni Chicken - their housekeeper's signature dish that she makes for VIP guests.

I've wanted to make this dish for years. The only problem was there was no recipe. A quick Google search revealed other 80's fans like me who had looked for it in vain. Luckily the major players in the recipe are in the name.

I started with the most obvious, the chicken, flattening boneless skinless breasts and seasoning them with salt, pepper and dried oregano. I then sprinkled them with lots of shredded parmesan and added a layer of pepperoni over the top. I rolled the breasts up like a burrito, staked them shut with spaghetti noodles and baked them in a bath of tomato sauce and red pepper flakes. In the last couple minutes, I added thin slices of fresh mozzarella over the top and browned them under the broiler.

I have no idea if what I concocted was at all like the recipe in the movie but I was shocked at how good it was. What started as a joke-slash-kitchen-therapy resulted in a new favorite dish. I too would serve this to senators and head judges, just like they do in the film.

Thanks Aurora!



Aurora's 'Famous' Pepperoni Chicken
* You can assemble the entire dish ahead (sans the mozzarella) and refrigerate for up to 8 hours before baking. Just put into a cold oven uncovered and bake as directed.


Ingredients:
3 boneless skinless chicken breasts, pounded to 1/4 inch thickness
1 cup shredded parmesan
salt and pepper
onion powder
dried oregano
1 package pepperoni slices
red pepper flakes
1 ball of fresh mozzarella, cut into thin slices
1 (16 oz) jar of your favorite marinara sauce (mine is Rao's)
spaghetti or toothpicks for securing the chicken


Directions:
Preheat the oven to 375. Spray a large baking dish with nonstick spray and set aside.

To each flattened chicken breast, season 1 side (the topside) with salt, pepper, onion powder and a good pinch of dried oregano each, scattering it evenly over. Next add a layer of shredded park - just a light but solid layer (you don't want too much or it will be hard to roll them.) Finally add a layer of pepperoni, just overlapping them slightly. Again don't go doubling up the pepperoni or it will be too hard to roll.

Starting at the wide end, carefully roll up the chicken trying to keep all of the filling in. If any squeezes out, just stuff it back in with your fingers. Use toothpicks or spaghetti (broken into 3" pieces) to stake it into place. Season the tops of the chicken lightly with salt and pepper.

Meanwhile, add the jar of sauce to your baking dish. Scatter over a generous pinch of red pepper flakes, optional. Nestle each chicken roll in the sauce spreading them out evenly across the dish.

Bake for 20 minutes, if normal sized breasts, 25 if they are the really large kind. Remove and layer the top of the chicken with mozzarella. Put back in the oven on the highest rack and bake another 8 minutes or until the top of the mozzarella has begun to turn golden. If need be, you can kick the broiler on to help it along.

Remove and let cool for 5-8 minutes before serving.